I've been posting here and on twitter too much, so this will just be a

SCREAM POST
or whatever idek! Join me if you want. Tell me your deepest darkest secrets, do whatever. Anon is open, but anon is always open.

I drew President Taft. On a water buffalo. In the Philippines. You can tell he's in the Philippines, because of the LOL WHAT? Also, because of the water buffalo.

That said, I am so busy this week roflmao.

P.S was it Hugo Chávez Frías who gave Obama a book on the history of American&Venezuelan relations, or am I like out of whack.

Tori: i think i told u about meeting ppl on the internet right?
Ari: UHH I think so!
Ari: I remember foot fetish guy lolol
*** Tori is trying to send you "lol foot fetish kid.JPG".


Tori: lol it's just like kinda therapeutic i guess. just say w/e is on ur mind, and ppl talk to u about it
Tori: like "i'm a sexually repressed greaser with mommy issues"
Tori: and ppl will talk to u

IS THIS HOW ELJAY WORKS TOO.

► The busier I am, the more I post. The more I post, the less I actually post and respond to comments. I LIKE HOW THIS LOGIC PANS OUT, but not really. I am sorry. ): I read everything, though!
► Fandom thinks about sex way more than I do, and that makes me feel uncomfortable. SO...VANILLA//// I mean, I've written it and I read it and stuff, but it seems like -- I DON'T KNOW. When I read ~*~NC-17~*~ stuff, I fawn over the writing and characterizations. Generally when I think of sex, I think REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. Chromosomes and zygotes and THE BURNING OF CALORIES. The body is largely fascinating and attractive in many ways( o bb, I appreciate yo facial structure ), but I just. Am not as horny as the rest of the internet? Maybe I just feel that way and some deep repressed part of me is like OH YEAH BABY, but I don't know it yet. Who knows! PORN: desensitizing American youth since the 1960s.
► Christian: Hey Ate, did you fold my laundry?
Me: SHIT GODDAMNIT, if I could tear off the key FUCK from the keyboard and shove it up your ass all the way up to your fucking neck, I fucking would, you cocksucking chocolate chunk.
Christian: FUCK is not a key on the keyboard, Ate.
Me: Oh. I SWEAR TO GOD!
It is nice to know that my brother knows how to deal with my random, incoherent outbursts of rage. WHAT, I hate being interrupted. A lot. That is probably a problem I should look into.
► I had something else to say, but I forgot. I assume it was me bitching at something again. Hi, how was your day.
► HUGE BLOCK OF UNAPPEALING TEXT.

( boring )

Poll #1518737 stalker poll stalker poll.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 34

Which instant messaging program are you on most often?

which instant messaging program(s)* OR WHATEVER, I'M NOT A POLLSTER OK.

Randomly, f-list, how do you feel about talking on the phone/skyping? I find that many people seem to dislike it...? Why though?

I am making this post.

To remind myself to never take 5-hour energy drink again.

Oh. Lawd.

I had a dream a few weeks ago that I joined the U.S Marines with a friend and ENJOYED IT. Last night, I had a dream that I joined the National Guard and was like SUPER AWESOMELY HAPPY - then found this old National Guard packet I was sent a year ago underneath the couch in the living room?

CRAZY, clearly this is some insane, super secret stipulation of the Patriot Act version Sci-Fi Tin Hat Theory. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, GUVMENTS. NEVER. /puts National Guard packet away....

Poll #1515499
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

Pick:

Man, I've never been too big on late night talk shows, but my brother's always been. He whined and cried at me until I promised to watch the Conan O'Brien's last Tonight Snow episode with him. Not gonna lie, when O'Brien said this,

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen."

my heart brofisted him a little. I GET YOU, BRO. I GET YOU.

*lilichen beats your internet to death, eats the flesh and runs around the earth to burn the energy it provides.
anasyrma: ....that was the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
someguyidek: AAAAAH POTSTICKERS WHY YOU SO BURNDED ;;
lilichen: Followed by the second most romantic thing.

I could never seriously go into politics.