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12 December 2012 @ 12:12 pm

SEMI-FRIENDS ONLY;
because I'm inaccessible like that, obviously)
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06 December 2012 @ 07:04 am
profile )
 
 
25 February 2012 @ 12:05 am
I've been posting here and on twitter too much, so this will just be a

SCREAM POST
or whatever idek! Join me if you want. Tell me your deepest darkest secrets, do whatever. Anon is open, but anon is always open.
 
 
Current Mood: stressed
 
 
08 February 2010 @ 09:53 pm


I drew President Taft. On a water buffalo. In the Philippines. You can tell he's in the Philippines, because of the LOL WHAT? Also, because of the water buffalo.

That said, I am so busy this week roflmao.

P.S was it Hugo Chávez Frías who gave Obama a book on the history of American&Venezuelan relations, or am I like out of whack.
 
 
Current Music: Ferment in DM - Dark Dark Dark
 
 
07 February 2010 @ 08:52 pm

that last touchdown was so beautiful I can't even I'm so in love
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Current Location: WHO DAT
Current Mood: WHO DAT
Current Music: WHO DAT
 
 
05 February 2010 @ 01:37 am
Tori: i think i told u about meeting ppl on the internet right?
Ari: UHH I think so!
Ari: I remember foot fetish guy lolol
*** Tori is trying to send you "lol foot fetish kid.JPG".


Tori: lol it's just like kinda therapeutic i guess. just say w/e is on ur mind, and ppl talk to u about it
Tori: like "i'm a sexually repressed greaser with mommy issues"
Tori: and ppl will talk to u

IS THIS HOW ELJAY WORKS TOO.
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Current Mood: shakin n cryin
 
 
03 February 2010 @ 01:23 am
these 3 words....

psychology test, psychology paper, a&p test, us history test all in two weeks, my life is awesome

Randomly, it weirds me out to eat grapefruit sometimes, because I imagine microvillus from the intestines. DELICIOUS.
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Neutral Ground - Sea Wolf
 
 
31 January 2010 @ 05:48 pm

► The busier I am, the more I post. The more I post, the less I actually post and respond to comments. I LIKE HOW THIS LOGIC PANS OUT, but not really. I am sorry. ): I read everything, though!
► Fandom thinks about sex way more than I do, and that makes me feel uncomfortable. SO...VANILLA//// I mean, I've written it and I read it and stuff, but it seems like -- I DON'T KNOW. When I read ~*~NC-17~*~ stuff, I fawn over the writing and characterizations. Generally when I think of sex, I think REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. Chromosomes and zygotes and THE BURNING OF CALORIES. The body is largely fascinating and attractive in many ways( o bb, I appreciate yo facial structure ), but I just. Am not as horny as the rest of the internet? Maybe I just feel that way and some deep repressed part of me is like OH YEAH BABY, but I don't know it yet. Who knows! PORN: desensitizing American youth since the 1960s.
Christian: Hey Ate, did you fold my laundry?
Me: SHIT GODDAMNIT, if I could tear off the key FUCK from the keyboard and shove it up your ass all the way up to your fucking neck, I fucking would, you cocksucking chocolate chunk.
Christian: FUCK is not a key on the keyboard, Ate.
Me: Oh. I SWEAR TO GOD!
It is nice to know that my brother knows how to deal with my random, incoherent outbursts of rage. WHAT, I hate being interrupted. A lot. That is probably a problem I should look into.
► I had something else to say, but I forgot. I assume it was me bitching at something again. Hi, how was your day.
► HUGE BLOCK OF UNAPPEALING TEXT.
 
 
Current Mood: stressed
 
 
30 January 2010 @ 11:34 am
boring )

Poll #1518737 stalker poll stalker poll.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 34

Which instant messaging program are you on most often?

View Answers

aim
22 (64.7%)

google talk
11 (32.4%)

irc
3 (8.8%)

msn
10 (29.4%)

skype
6 (17.6%)

y!m
4 (11.8%)

other
1 (2.9%)

I don't IM, gtfo.
4 (11.8%)


which instant messaging program(s)* OR WHATEVER, I'M NOT A POLLSTER OK.

Randomly, f-list, how do you feel about talking on the phone/skyping? I find that many people seem to dislike it...? Why though?
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Current Mood: chipper
 
 
28 January 2010 @ 04:42 pm


America's Progressive Era. A nurse gets to patient to patient, tenement to tenement via "roof hopping". Sewage often seeped into the alleyways between the buildings - what other way was there to go, but up? That is so cool and inspiring. Fierce health care workers are fierce. (P.S get to know me)
 
 
Current Mood: should be studing hardo
 
 
I am making this post.

To remind myself to never take 5-hour energy drink again.

Oh. Lawd.
 
 
Current Location: a&p
Current Mood: shit happens
 
 

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL, MOTHERFUCKERS?

I WISH I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS RIGHT NOW.
 
 
Current Location: WHO DAT
Current Mood: WHO DAT
Current Music: WHO DAT
 
 
24 January 2010 @ 07:12 pm
this guy is my guilty pleasure ): )
 
 
Current Location: postin too much
Current Music: GO GO SAINTS... )8
 
 
24 January 2010 @ 02:53 pm


HOMEMADE PUTO
all over my kitchen counter.
lol i'm five years old

 
 
Current Mood: immature
Current Music: git them while they're hot
 
 
23 January 2010 @ 01:12 pm
I had a dream a few weeks ago that I joined the U.S Marines with a friend and ENJOYED IT. Last night, I had a dream that I joined the National Guard and was like SUPER AWESOMELY HAPPY - then found this old National Guard packet I was sent a year ago underneath the couch in the living room?

CRAZY, clearly this is some insane, super secret stipulation of the Patriot Act version Sci-Fi Tin Hat Theory. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, GUVMENTS. NEVER. /puts National Guard packet away....

Poll #1515499
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

Pick:

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book smarts
11 (44.0%)

street smarts
14 (56.0%)

 
 
23 January 2010 @ 01:06 am
Man, I've never been too big on late night talk shows, but my brother's always been. He whined and cried at me until I promised to watch the Conan O'Brien's last Tonight Snow episode with him. Not gonna lie, when O'Brien said this,

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen."


my heart brofisted him a little. I GET YOU, BRO. I GET YOU.

*[info]lilichen beats your internet to death, eats the flesh and runs around the earth to burn the energy it provides.
[info]anasyrma: ....that was the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
[info]someguyidek: AAAAAH POTSTICKERS WHY YOU SO BURNDED ;;
[info]lilichen: Followed by the second most romantic thing.
 
 

[info]weareallpuppets sent me Tekkonkinkreet. It was painful to watch, but in the best possible way. School has been intensely awesome thus far, will be a busy semester. Too busy for proper el jay posts. Also, [info]coughycoughdrop this icon reminds me of you.
 
 

lmao sup
make one, cause why not

I CAN'T SLEEP.
How you doin?
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Current Mood: awake
 
 
14 January 2010 @ 09:17 pm

I could never seriously go into politics.
 
 
Current Mood: YOU MAD.
 
 
14 January 2010 @ 03:00 pm
this is a post )

► You can help immediately by texting "HAITI" to "90999" and a donation of $10 will be charged to your cell phone bill and given automatically to the Red Cross to help with relief efforts.
► Wyclef Jean, a rapper and hip-hop artist from Haiti, urged people to text "Yele" to 501501 to donate $5 toward earthquake relief.