cause it don't mean a thing

SEMI-FRIENDS ONLY;
because I'm inaccessible like that, obviously)
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I've been posting here and on twitter too much, so this will just be a

SCREAM POST
or whatever idek! Join me if you want. Tell me your deepest darkest secrets, do whatever. Anon is open, but anon is always open.

T H E T H A N K S G I V I N G M E M E
M Y T H R E A D

I have taken to singing at people serenading betches when grumpy. For some reason I was really RAEG tonight, which was pretty weird cause I spent some time jumping around puddles with a friend just a few hours before and got school shit done and found out a lot of people were in town and there was a party planned this weekend and my group project's gonna finally get on its start tomorrow. AHHA, thank you Maria and Arthur for letting my brother and I strum a bass guitar and sing horribly at y'all.

- but yeah, I've been randomly grumpy lately, like hella sungit, so if I seem scarce, it's cause I'm scared that I'mma make an even bigger ass of myself than I already do at a daily basis AHHAHA.

My dad is apparently under the impression that all I use lj for is to woefest with my f-list.

( That is absolutely ridiculous. )

See, that was a perfectly cheerful post. Well rounded, engaging. Accurate.

It is seven thirty am. I am about to drive to class. Coo and I watched Pulp Fiction last night. annotate has just introduced me to my new husbando.



That is all.

1. Put your playlist on random.
2. Post a line from the first 30 songs
3. Delete the songs when someone guesses correctly

( I had to skip a lot of songs that were in Korean lmaowjlkd )

mammaria: how much? A FISTFUL OF DICKS
NO MORE
NO LESS
/recipe

Title: 100 Ways England is Tsundere~!
Author: Me ^_^
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America, Canada, UKe, Russia, France
Rating: PG-13, teehee
Warnings: LOL!! Sexy, tsuntsuntsun overload

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Man, that was the best thing I've ever written ever, should I post to hetalia or what.

That said, thank you coughycoughdrop for making my day SUPER AWESOME. LET'S RAID TORI'S DORM ROOM THANKSGIVING WEEKEND.

I'mma fuckin kill it.

The student center smells like one of the obnoxious as all fuck D&D kids there ate two buckets worth of chocolate, kept that diet up for about a month or so, then proceeded to throw up all over the goddamn place. Just wanted everyone to know.


ALSO I LOVE THESE TWO.

( liife )
( shity comment drabbles lol canada/ukraine and germany + turkey )

“I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month. It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.”

Breakfast of Champions, Kurt Vonnegut

I'd say:
PLEASE BURY ME
PTO
NEXT TO MY BABY
BURY ME IN MY
LEATHER JACKET
JEANS AND MOTOR
CYCLE BOOTS
GOODBYE
if my name was Sid Vicious and I had just killed Nancy.

( inside out )

ANON MEME
in b4 anons are like yousa bitchass son ihu

guys link me your draw me! meme thread things if I haven't already butchered your face via 9000 hours in MS PAINT

also my head hurts a lot and my smoke alarm keeps going off lmao this is an ace combination WHERE IS THE FIRE

alsoalso guys, did the healthcare reform bill pass in the united states senate, I am too scared to check - or wait, did it even - stfu my head hurts, clearly this is an excuse to be ignorant.

Re-watched the Marble Hornets videos with weareallpuppets last night, and got lilichen, chinomi, picnicbird, and allesinderwelt to watch it as well. IT WAS GREAT. THANK YOU, sesshounokon for the recc LOLOL. I suggest everyone watch them, too, if you've any free time. (:

also uhh have a picspam
( hetalia and derpp and 9000 hours in MS Paint with a mouse )

ok brb textbooks and real life
To everyone who doesn't have to study this weekend, here have a game. It'll make you feel great about yourself, really.

p.s spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz spasibodedmoroz Hetalia's Slavic Sibs Santa Exchange thing. Because WHY NOT.

( hetalia lol + life lol )

> If you live in central Texas or around the area, please consider donating blood for the victims at Fort Hood. They still need some, don't they? ): God, that entire situation. I am thankful that my cousin is only heading off to boot camp this Sunday aaaa.

( what I had to save this )

( so very Amerukan )

I like how I went to bed last night, thinking, "I WILL WAKE UP MORE CALM",
and woke up eight hours later, in a dull panic. Which I am still more or less ... in.

That may be partly because I had a dream that I was an ensign on

THE ENTERPRISE, and the crew got kidnapped by these weirdos who put us all in cages in this huge white lab. But Sulu and I managed to escape from our bonds somehow, and had like this HOUR LONG CHASE SCENE THROUGH A MALL chased by MALL COPS, because evil alien tyrants like shopping at MACY'S IDEK ITALICS. We teamed up with this shop lifter goth chick from Hot Topic, and caught up with the rest of the crew somehow - ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS A TRAP, and we were forced to watch video of our friends being OBLITERATED BY THIS GIANT BEAM BACKWARDS(like their skulls would grow eyeballs would grow tissue would grow muscle would grow skin would grow facial expressions) - and ...yeah.

/bre..athes...

edit: I rec this all over the place, but someone wrote Hetalia crossed over with NCIS and it was amazing.

What has surprised you the most about me (if anything) since joining my flist/"friending me"? Was anything completely unexpected or have I always fit the picture of me you have in your head?

Post this in your own journal and see how you have surprised people!

in b4 YOU WHINE AND POST SO MUCH IT'S LIKE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE DICK

There's a graveyard along the back roads of my college. I was in the middle of this crazy road rage rant, looked over to the side, and b'am - there was a funeral procession no more than ten yards away from my truck, with women in veils and children in black and everything under the afternoon sun. AHA, that shut me up right quick, not gonna lie.

That said, I will attempt to ease a few choice words out of my vocabulary - or phrases, idk. I say LIKE, JUST, KINDA, GONNA, YOU KNOW, 'AND SHIT/SOMETHING' a whole lot. WAY TOO MUCH. It's really embarrassing.
( shortest hetalia rant ever )

( derp )
LOLLL

HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS. this is why I love following rl friends on twitter imean

mammaria plots
weareallpuppets plots harder
mammaria plots against her brother in arms
mammaria would rather lose her limbs
mammaria than sth...
mammaria: .....
mammaria got lazy
weareallpuppets let you fall to harm
mammaria SADFACES
mammaria GAZES AT THE BATTLEFIELD
weareallpuppets 's rifle blazes away ;)
mammaria LAYS ON THE MATTRESS WITH YOU
mammaria tumbles to sleep....
weareallpuppets in our dungarees
mammaria falls
weareallpuppets never felt so much life
mammaria is on the trenches
weareallpuppets blazes away
mammaria blazes away with you
mammaria waits for Ari to notice our awesomeness

My name is Sir Never Performing for Ungrateful Heathens Ignorant to My Blazing Super Star Talent Again.
If you can tell what song I was butchering, then kudos and all that.

This week is kinda gonna blow, and will end with my wisdom teeth being taken out of my face. Congradulations, f-list, I'm not gonna post very often until uh I don't know.